finally, someone else who loves sigur ros! flantastic! i think superfurrygurl has the coolest musical taste just a quickie today then oh i got tis in my inbox today, it's quite long so you might not want to read it but i think it should interest our american friends (please dont be offended, it's all in fun) NOTICE TO AMERICANS OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE FROM THE GOVERNMENT OF HER MAJESTY QUEEN ELIZABETH II To the citizens of the United States of America: In the light of your failure to elect a President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchial duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy. Your new prime minister (The rt. hon. Tony Blair, MP for the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect 1. You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up "aluminium". Check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. Generally, you should raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Look up "vocabulary". Using the same twenty seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. Look up interspersed". 2. There is no such thing as "US English". We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. 3. Arrest Mel Gibson for treason. 4. You should relearn your original national anthem, "God Save The Queen", but only after fully carrying out task 1. We would not want you to get confused and give up half way through. 5. You should stop playing American "football". There is only one kind of football. What you refer to as American "football" is not a very good game. The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may have noticed that no one else plays "American" football. You will no longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football. Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. It is a difficult game. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is similar to American "football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like nancies). We are hoping to get together at least a US rugby sevens side by 2005. 6. Stop referring to the "World Series" of Baseball and instead call it the "USA, Cuba and Japan Championship" 7. Learn to enjoy warm flat beer and steak and kidney pudding. Train waitresses to be more aggressive with customers and not to tell you their names before you eat. 8. July 4th is no longer a public holiday. November 8th will be a new national holiday, but only in England. It will be called "Indecisive Day". 9. Driving on the left is now compulsory - recall all cars to effect the change immediately. 10. Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy. damn, no content today, except maybe which belle and seb song do you all think is the most danceable?, my vote goes for electronic rennaissance, i've veen trying to drop something of theirs into my set when i dj for ages but nothing on tigermilk really works (its the only b n s thing i've got on vinyl) and electronic rennaissance isn't really representative of theie euvre (i've been trying to use that word for ages too) maybe 'i could be dreaming might work', oh well whatever, nevermind that was weak i admit but i'll try to think up something better for next time, honest bye for now pez* 'writing about music is like dancing about architecture' anon _____________________________________________________________________________________ Get more from the Web. FREE MSN Explorer download : http://explorer.msn.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+