Sweetie pies, Honey always says about writing the sort of sinister post you'd like to read. Well, obviously, my favourite sort of post is by *ME* so here I am, back from (relative) lurkerdom. Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin. Michael Jackson is the twee-est of the twee. Not only does he have his very own personal funfair so he can eat candy fwoss and scare himself silly on the Thomas the Tank Engine ride, but when he last came to London he invited Macauley Culkin round to his penthouse suite for a teddy bears' picnic. Aw! Cute! Who wants to be like Michael Jackson, then? Not me! I think at the next Sinister picnic I'll slink across the Regents Park turf in something tight, black and low-cut. I'll slip out of my stilettos, wriggle my scarlet tipped toes and recline, pointing my bosom at the sun, and soak up her warmth while sipping Brandy Alexanders. Will you be my personal cocktail waiter? Yay! Red knicker day picnic marks four years of Sinister and two years of me being on it! Hmmm, mustn't wear the same red undies as last year. Oh, what a shame, I'll have to go shopping. Should one wear big pants or a g-string? What is your preference? I suppose it depends on what you're wearing them under. I mean, I'm not sure I'd want my intimo to show under a pair of trousers that were a bit tight around the rear, although I do know of certain pervy gentlemen who like to see a visible panty line. Oh, the decisions! I need some advice here, people! Gorgeously dressed Sinisterines Miss Velocity, Miss Sally, Miss Honey, Miss Pauline Shivers, Miss Ken, what should I do? Maybe I need a little wristband that, instead of saying WWJD, says WWIW (What Would Isobel Wear?) She always wears nice things. Apart from those dungaree shorts. Sister Disco met David Moore! But what I really want to know is, were photographs taken? Because I'm just desperate to know what David Moore looks like. I'm thinking of Cliff Richard. In cycling shorts. Cor! Juicy Lucy ps. The fact that I was thinking about Cliff in cycling shorts has nothing to do with the fact that I was thinking about David Moore and Peter Miller immediately beforehand. Honest. pps. Is Genevieve here yet? ===== We're going out! http://www.groups.yahoo.com/group/london-indie ____________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+