in anticipation of christiaan's arrival. he arrives on thursday. i will be bearing a gift of two pounds of candy. we're moving v-day to feb 15.
OK. Do you know that J Lo song? iiiiif you want my love buy me two pounds of jelly beans doo doo doo doo dooo doo doo doo doo doooooooooooooooo I was thinking. There are probably people on the list who don't know who I am!! I get mentioned sometimes, but I've never posted! So I think it is time to introduce my self. SO LET ME INTRODUCE TO YOU!! THE ONE AND ONLY BILLY SHEARS!! SGT CHRISTIAAN'S ENGLISH MUFFIN CLAAAA-AAAAN!! Sometimes I wonder, do people ever read my posts? I mean, if I had posted. But then I remember- I am the most interesting person ever. In fact, I am the Best person ever. So, if I posted, everyone would read it (see you are reading it right now I am always correct!) and think things like "fuck, he is interesting! I bet Christiaan!! has a hot ass!" So, what are you thinking right now? What? You think I have a hot ass? Aw, shucks!! I forget that this list is about Belle & Sebastian. That is why I just post about me. I am better than Belle & Sebastian anyway. I am better than anything. Well, except two pounds of jelly beans. So, why do I like Belle & Sebastian, you may wonder. Well, first of all they are from my hometown of Detroit, Michigan. Detroit muthafucka!! Kick on the jams!! All the best bands, like U2 and Guns 'n Roses, come from Detroit. I think Belle & Sebastian are great because Tito (he is my favorite of the Sebastian's) can really rock out with his cock out on the ivory. My favorite Belle & Sebastian album is "Good Humor." "Sylvie" is the greatest song ever. I love the five minute guitar solo at the end. Have you guys heard the Christmas single Belle & Sebastian did with Shania Twain and El Toro? It's SO good, but it's almost impossible to find. I've pre-ordered my B&S DVD! March 11, I hope you are all getting a copy!! Oh a while back people were talking about Napster, and I meant to put in my bits. Here they are: (_|_) Also, if you are looking for the perfect valentine's gift, look here: http://www.australiagift.com/scrotum_shop/ They sell only the finest quality kangaroo scrotums. I leave for New York in a couple days!! OK! I am going to do something else now. I love you all!! xox Love, Christiaan xoxoxoxoxox ps: Honey and I are getting married. pps: Hi Marie! ppps: Hi Laura Llew! pppps: Hi You! _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+