no no no no no you got me all wrong i wasn't being serious when i said what i said about the duke of P!O!O!P! it was just a horrible attempt at comedy. if i was gonna talk about him i'd start up a biff bang pow mailing list and lure him into my wicked lair of humiliation....cause we all know he'd join. as would some of you. now on to more pressing matters. i forgot what i was gonna say. hmmmm. well, tonight at work some guy called up and told me he had just poisoned thirty seven people along with himself and he could feel the rigor mortis crawling up his leg and he wanted me to call channel 33 and have them come over to his hospital room right away so he could warn everyone he poisoned. then what sounded like an orderly in the background told him to "hang up the fucking phone, charlie" so if dreams about horses are about sex, what are dreams about shaved goats and fingernail clippings about? cause that's all i dream about. and i know all about those "organist" things that women have in the sack. why just the other night i was with one of my lady friends, and she started getting real loud, so i says to her, i says "put a sock in it mrs. hopkins, or we'll wake up robbie!" touche! -brad +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+