why, hello! RACHEL PLAYFORTH (MISS) SAID: <<It was infuriatingly precious when they wouldn't do press or appear on sleeve photos etc, I know it was. But it did give us something to *wonder* about, and if you can't have wonder then what have you really got? A fey Scottish band made up of scruffy, skinny lads and winsome lasses, who you might have forgotten about already if the NME didn't occasionally remind you. Oh I don't really believe that, of course. But suffice to say, I have not been reading the Q&A page on the website.>> But have you been reading Stuarts Diary, Rachel? It seems he just cant help being smutty. Have you seen his latest entry? Its full of porn and Dentist Sex, and is like a big mountain of spunk! Look! <<Well I was lying back, and the dentist was jabbing away, and the assistant had her whole hand in there as well, and my saliva glands were really working overtime! I mean the girl was meant to be sucking that stuff up, but it was too much. And it overflowed and started running down my neck into my hair! Really, it felt like a complete flood, like a tributary of the Nile or something. And I was trying to attract the girl to what was happening, but of course it's hard when you've got two people pinning you down like that.>> Crikey! I hope he remembered his cap! And then he says hes bored of sex. Too much of it, I think! Archel also said: <<Personally I hate bras, but you've got to have them sometimes. It's like nits.>> And I thought she said tits. But she didn't. She did say bras, though. He he! Bras!! On a less smutty note, I quite like reading the diary and stuff. I dont think it reveals anything too sensational and really quite like the way Stuart spends most of his time being lazy, and isnt like a proper rock star at all. I cant think of many other artists who would set homework like this, either: << But here's a little assignment for you. In the spirit of what I was talking about earlier I want you to write in and tell me something you found sexy. But the thing is, it's not to include any sex. Because sometimes someone can do something so attractive. but it's nothing to do with that media fed notion of sex I'm so bored with. It's something different. I was going to give you an example, but I'm so jaded.. you're just going to have to use your imagination.>> This is like the opposite of Archels underwear competition I think. Archels is easier, because I think about bras A LOT, but I think I might enter Stuarts too. Everyone else has (he he! snigger!) Im off to the dentist then. bye x x robin _________________________________________________________________ Add photos to your messages with MSN 8. Get 2 months FREE*. http://join.msn.com/?page=features/featuredemail +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+