Howdy Sinister. ASM: It's technically Saturday morning. I'm very sad to be posting email of any description at this juncture, but this is a special occasion. To my right is Feather Boa, opposite her is Mr Stuart Hallifax, but the big occasion for this is that Ms Archel Playforth, legendary in this parish, is sitting opposite me... Here comes a group post... We've had a very entertaining night. We've discovered that Asm's middle names are (arguably) very embarrassing. Although they're not really. They're actually fucking cool. ;-) Archel has graced us with her presence: ARCHEL: i have spent most of the night suffering from chronic hiccups which suggests that i am far more drunk than i actually am. (The fact that it took her 5 minutes to type this sentence suggests that she's in fact more drunk than she actually is - Asm)... ARCHEL: ok so i am drunk but i get hiccups anyway - it's genetic. it has been very weird to be back here in york (my alma mater). but i can still buy cheap guinness which is something. i am correcting my typos as i go which proves what a good editor i am - see http://www.buzzwords.ndo.co.uk for more evidence... ASM: Hmm, it's my post (technically) but I seem to have had the mantle stolen from me rather viciously by the Queen Of Smut herself. However, everybody seems to know that she's on campus, and obviously want a piece of her: people are at the windows of the 'pooter room, screaming "I want your cock" - her response to that (and I quote) "well, y'know, it could be a fake one". Queen Of Smut? Oh yes. FEATHER BOA: hulllo, i walked in a puddle and mr walton gave me a fireman's lift. then he made some joke about how he hardly ever got to pick up girls nowadays. *bless*. sorry for being drunk last time i posted, and indeed this time. i promise next time i'll be sober and i'll say all the stuff i want to say about spring being sprung and sinister being in love. Mr Stuart Hallifax noted that he didn't have anything more humourous to add than the fact that Feather Boa walked in a puddle, and that Archel has a strap-on. And so it seems that this is to where the post is degenerating: Smut. It seems that it's all you can expect when even in the presence of Archel, and any collective of sinister people in one space. We will abandon ship, only to view this post in the cold light of day, when cliche is cliche, and we understand the true horror of what we have actually done. Yours, with love, honourary Red Bulls, ducks and all rest of that twee crappola that goes along with this bizarre community (pip pip), Asm, Archel, FB and Stuart Hallifax (P.S. Archel still hiccups after the sign-off) P.P.S. I hope you all appreciate the P.S. in brackets - nearly as pretentious as Radiohead's track, entitled "(Nice Dream)"... ;-( P.P.P.S. ARCHEL: Hic. ================================ "He's strictly a pain in the ass, but he certainly has a good vocabulary" - Holden Caulfield "He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy" - Mary Cohen _________________________________________________________________ Chat with friends online, try MSN Messenger: http://messenger.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+