Hi everyone, hope you're all well. Instead of a normal post, or whatever passes for a normal post, I've done a list of 20 GOOD THINGS. There's some clues in there about what I've been up to, but mostly they're just GOOD THINGS. Hope this doesn't piss off anyone who insist that lists aren't allowed on the list (huh?) In fact, thinking about it, I hope it does piss them off. *hwar hwar* Was it not Noam Chomsky who said "for fucks sake Dean, just get on with it and let those good people get back to their tiramisu". They're not in any particular order. I think everyone should do a list too. But no B&S songs; I think we'd probably all agree on those (apart from "Beyond the Sunrise" which always gets skipped by me :o) ) Here we go. 1. Motorised screwdrivers; 2. When you play Grand Theft Auto - Vice City for that long that when you're driving you think, just for a split second, of driving your car off bridges, over car carrier thingies and mowing down old ladies (ps - did anyone hear the rumour that eminem is going to play Tommy in a Vice City movie?); 3. Scooping the inside out of a jacket potato, mixing with cheese and butter, mashing it up with a fork, and serving it on toast - sounds weird, actually pretty good. You could probably add some tuna too; 4. The Rocky Horror Picture Show; 5. Driving through the English countryside too fast when it's sunny, singing along to "Come on Feel the Lemonheads" at the top of your voice. 6. When you put your trousers in the wash and check your pockets beforehand and pull out a twenty pound note you didn't know you had; 7. The new Canyon CD - Empty Rooms; 8. Halibut in a white wine and stilton sauce, served with even more white wine, asparagus and potatoes; 9. Moving in with your girlfriend within two weeks of knowing her after the blind date mentioned in the previous post about a month back; 10. A good beer garden; 11. Writing posts to a Belle and Sebastian mailing list with very little Belle and Sebastian content whatsoever - um, apart from this and the bit above *natch*; 12. Last weekend's stag do in Newcastle despite the enormous expense, and another weekend away in Whitby a couple of weeks ago, despite the enormous expense; 13. Arguing with stupid fuckwitted councillors who insist that things should operate in a certain way because that's the way they've always been done; 14. My brilliant new Elvis cufflinks; 15. Going to see an outdoor production of Merchant of Venice, in the sun, with yet more wine. And noisy peacocks too which become part of the play in a weird manner; 16. Watching Blair squirm about this dodgy intelligence dossier; 17. Being really snobby about people who watch Big Brother; 18. Eddie Izzard - particularly his older stuff; 19. Dogs, particularly large stupid drooly ones like golden retrievers and labradors; 20. Babangida the flying Nigerian winger in Championship Manager 4. Have fun Dean X __________________________________________________ Yahoo! Plus - For a better Internet experience http://uk.promotions.yahoo.com/yplus/yoffer.html +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+