On Monday I was walking home and I saw a full moon melting through the branches of a beech tree. Then I turned a corner past a house and realised it was the lit up clock face of a black church tower. It was beautiful. Trying to find some info about Staurt Murdoch's rectorial campaign I came across this website http://familyclan.net/stuart_robert_duke.htm about Murdoch Stuart, the Second Duke of Albany, who apparently ruled Scotland in the 14th century. Maybe Stuart Murdoch is trying to win back his ancestral right. Hopefully he won't meet the same sticky end as Murdoch Stuart, who was eventually executed by King James' own trained badger army*. The website seems to be part of a family tree, including such names as Duncan "Na-Adh" Campbell, who married Murdoch Stuart's sister, and is a direct ancestor of a certain Lady Isabell Campbell. Ah, the wheel has come a full circle. Isabell Campbell? Murdoch Stuart? Family Tree? This is too freaky. I'm probably going to go home now and see the face of Struan in a carrot. On our family tree, the most notable thing, apart from Uncle Billy who stole all the family silver and was disowned, is the inexplicable claim that "Ada Jackson married Fish". Whether this was one fish or lots I don't know, but it must have been a difficult wedding, with lots of fish in bow ties floundering around, and a crap speech from the best fish with lots of in fish jokes that no-one else understands. "So I was talking to this clam the other day...". You know, if my family tree goes back to Napoleon I think I'll change my name to Jones. Robin x *I made this up +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+