Jygsaw Dave said: One: am I the only Belle and Sebastian fan with a shaved head? I just did this recently, and most people seem to think that I would like PUNK ROCK and kicking minorities in the teeth with steel capped boots. In fact all i want to do is kick Pete Waterman in the teeth with steel capped boots (old grudges die hard) No, you're not. I've currently got a number 3 all over, but about 3 weeks ago it was bare clippers. You ever noticed how people look at you differently when you get on trains? Myopic bastards, the lot of 'em. I really do have no time for people who judge books by covers. Although I did that with "Scepticism Inc." by Bo Fowler, and it was fucking great. A book narrated by a senscient shopping trolley from Chelmsford. Tops. Steel toecaps have never struck me as quite enough to hit Pete Waterman with. It *would* be quite satisfying, but for that ultimate "Fuck you and the mindless dance acts you rode in on" kick, it's got to be one of those huge steel balls suspended from a sixteen-storey-high crane. Now *that* would do the job......:-) Up the Shakers, lol p xx. -- -----------------------------*||*-------------------------------- "Reality never seems to work out quite the way you want it to..." Pete Ramsdale - peter.ramsdale@wdr.com Phone: 0171 568 3836 -----------------------------*||*-------------------------------- This message contains confidential information and is intended only for the individual named. If you are not the named addressee you should not disseminate, distribute or copy this e-mail. Please notify the sender immediately by e-mail if you have received this e-mail by mistake and delete this e-mail from your system. E-mail transmission cannot be guaranteed to be secure or error-free as information could be intercepted, corrupted, lost, destroyed, arrive late or incomplete, or contain viruses. The sender therefore does not accept liability for any errors or omissions in the contents of this message which arise as a result of e-mail transmission. If verification is required please request a hard-copy version. This message is provided for informational purposes and should not be construed as a solicitation or offer to buy or sell any securities or related financial instruments. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+