Hewwo, Isn't my subject line not at all grate? I should be in bed, it's a school night, and I go to bed at half nine, but not tonight. Tonight I will be naughty and post to sinister at ten past ten. I keep getting mistaken for a prefect in school, because of my B&S and Gentle Waves badges. Oops. Oh I went to record fair testerday and got Panic by the Smiths on vinyl, Cool. In RE today I made a silly billy of myself. Hmm. We were getting work experience lectures (in RE for some reason). Well, it all started when I was thinking about how someone on sinister said that they thought brothels were places where broth was given to homeless people. So I though, maybe, I could do my work experience in a homeless hostel, or soup kitchen, if I couldn't get a hospital or something cool. So I blurted out to the hard kid next to me "D'you think I could do work experience in a soup kitchen or a brothel or something". Then realised what I'd said. But by this time she'd told the teacher, so he prolly thinks I'm a little budding slut, and everyone was laughing, then I made it worse when I said that I'd been confused for a moment and thought it was a homeless place. Eeeeeee. On twee, and tweeness. A lot of people say I'm twee, but I still like to make dirty jokes (even if I don't know what they mean), and sometimes I hit people ( well, once and IT WAS SELF DEFENCE), and I went in a pub once. I also like Bunty and snails and owls and foxes and baby cats and knitting and running around in fields and playing pass the parcel for my fourteenth brithday party, and I still have dolls and they all have names, and I drink ribena and try to get my friends to play hopscotch, and wear knee high socks, though, and some people think that's pretty twee, though I just can't be any other way, though I have tried. I think twee is just being kind and nice, and not always hitting back, and trying to help people even if they're bad to you, and being quite sensitive, and being gentle and a bit of a wuss, but knowing when to stand up and fight at the right times. But maybe I'm completely wrong, or something. Oh yeah, and B&S ARE twee, and grate and that's why I love them to bits. Hugs, Jen Ps. It's sunny, so i don't have grey skin anymore, like my friends say I do. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+