hey, this is *very* out of character, i can assure you, but this is going to be a rude post. everyone else is doing it, so i just thought "fuck it! why not?" (shit, i'd better not say "fuck" though, because the last time i said "fuck" on the list, somebody objected to me saying "fuck") they said i had a mouth like a docker. i wish i had a mouth like a *rocker*. steve tyler from aerosmith, to be precise. then i could put WHOLE oranges in my mouth, and believe me, where i come from, there is a LOT of social cachet attached to inserting whole citrus fruits into ones bodily orifaces. (this bit may or may not be true - the reader decides...) anyway, here is my tuppence worth on the wanking subject: 1. buffing the bean. 2. polishing the pea. i did not make these up. honestly. next rude bit: i noticed there was someone on this list called "GUI". (hello!) is that pronounced "GUY" or "GEE"? because if it was "GEE" that would be funny :) "GEE" is a rude word, you know, for a ladys bits. me and fiona met an american boy called "GEE" one night. we blushed and giggled when he outstretched his hand to shake ours and said "GEE". "thats a bit forward" we thought. "we hardly know him......" hello to fiona by the way. she wont subsribe to sinister, but reads it every day on the internet. *lurker*........ everyone WAVE and POINT at fiona - it will embarass her :) i think thats quite enough rudeness for the moment. hang on.............not.......quite........finished............ "thrupenny bits out for the lads!!!!!!" aaahhhhhh........that outta do it. paula cullen booze explosion booooze!!!! yeeeaaahh!!! p.s hello to becka and martin/mark? whom i met i london, completely by accident. oh, and the spanish girl outside the Good Mixer. :)+----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+