These things, you'll find, currently irritate my mind: FAVOURITE TV CHARACTERS I had a look at the nominations for yet another Channel 4 "100 best ever", cheap saturday night nostalgia programmes and whilst most of the selections were reasonable and/or predictable it got me thinking about the ones they could have had. eg. There was Mrs Peel but no Steed, Napoleon Solo but no Ilya Kuryakin, the Fonz but no Ralf Malf.... the list goes on. Most glaring omission: where was Agent Cooper? (Or Albert Rosenfield?) COMPUTER GAMES Final Fantasy 9 will be GRATE. Just like all the others. I've only experienced an hour or so, but new card games, moogles and chocobos will obsess me for the forseeable future. I know nothing of "Planescape: Torment or Loom", whatever that/they is/are. I do know that I would rather sit through a two minute summon spell animation than two seconds of Robot Wars, anyday. NEW ALBUMS Mr Malkmus makes me smile. The sample of Yul Brynner at the start of Jo Jo's Jacket made for ideal haircutting accompaniment, today. Not as short as the King of Siam's, but nearly. Tortoise. They're good. POETRY Can't say I've been paying much attention to all the recent discussions, but there's this one poem on the tube that I've seen a few times now and I can't decide if it's any good. Erm, I think the first line goes "Last night I saw creation". Can't remember who wrote it either, but other London Sinisterines can now have fun trying to find it and give their opinion. There was something about a ring, too. And planets. And light. BELLE and SEBASTIAN Likeliness of 2001 Troubled Teenagers coinciding with new releases? High. PAUL VERHOEVEN So, I thought I'd watch Showgirls and see what the fuss was about. It was nearly so-bad-it's-good, but was actually just bad. Kyle MacLachlan just isn't a good villain (unless he's posessed by Bob). Furthermore it meant I missed the start of Hard Eight on the other side, which was excellent. What I saw of Starship Troopers tonight was also pretty good. A return to form for Verhoeven. And Doogie Howser (MD) was in it. Elena was frequently disgusted by the bugs (Hello flatmate!) SHELVES Putting up shelves is an arduous task, but I think the end results are worth it, don't you? Anyway.... Mike. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+