Sawaddi List! Honeygrowler wrote:
Chris Leonard just asked me to send something "funny" to the list, which as you know is against all my principles, so when I refused he's now sending me smutty and lewd innuendoes about list members. He's a bad boy and I bet he's wearing his saucy underpants at work today.
'nutty boy' evans continued:
Yeah, but I bet he doesn't have to wear a suit.
Well I do have to wear a suit, so nyah and get it round you. My underpants are always saucy partially due to an eating disorder I have, and the cheap quality of my attire. More soupy than saucy, you see. I am a clumsy oaf. Cup a soups retain heat for a long time, don't you know. My work place is a veritable fashion parade, every single man and woman a beauty of world fashion model standards. Apart from me, cos i'm the clegg of fund management. How often a perfectly formed greek style nose is turned up in disgust as I clump in with another unsightly remnant on the corner of my mouth. Honeygash also came away with:
he's now sending me smutty and lewd innuendoes about list members
I am not! All right I am, but it's all complimentary you realise. I don't have a vindictive bone in my whole. I should really stop this. Oh I can't. Chase me.
we all like dandelions, skipping ropes and fluffy puppies here.
I know what you like, you big tease. He told me, you know. Looks like such a nice boy too. He's recorded his own version of Je T'aime with Splat. Little does he know that Splat is carrying my child. Anyone else going to this Je T'aime Gainsbourg thing on Friday at the renfrew ferry? Regards, Ce Ce Peniston ======================= Christopher A. Leonard Analyst/Programmer Murray Johnstone Ltd http:\\www.murrayj.com ======================= All opinions expressed herein are mine and do not necessarily reflect those of my employer. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net . Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa -----------------------------------------------------------------------