Chris Perriman wrote: I think there could be enough of us to charge into the wills/rachels battle and defeat the whole lot of them and become the undisputed international heavyweight champions of sinister and the best name in the world... ever! not that i'm competative or anything you understand [win, win, win!] love and fightin' spirit (chris) Pez* p.s. don't tell the wills or rachels, we don't want them getting wind of this, the element of surprise shall be in our favour! Too late, we already know. Will Salt wrote: The whole The Rachels Versus The Wills thing sounds quite scary, because the Wills are getting rather outnumbered. I'm tempted to defect and change my name to Rachel. The Wills still might have a chance, though, just by sheer Will Power. Groan. And: I'm not actually *defective*, you understand. I just want to be on the winning side; and besides, it might stop Will Porter challenging me to duels in #sinister for the right to be known as Will. If I become a Rachel, can I be called Rachel Porridge? And: I would have asked if I could be called Rachel Bacon, but then people might confuse me with the similarly-named (formerly-)drug-taking TV presenter Richard Bacon. And we wouldn't want that. I already realise that if I became a writer I'd have to change my name in case people confused me with Will Self. Wimp. Remember, where there's a Will, there's a way. On another topic Madeline wrote: Actually, here's the thing that I meant to post about. I was in uni today talking to a girl I had just met and she said "So, what music are you into?" Me: Well, I really like Belle and Sebastian. I went to see them this summer. Her (hysterical laughter): Really? That must have been brilliant! Me: Yes, errrr, it was good. Her: U G L Y, you aint got no alibi! You ugly! Me (baffled): What? Her: Belle and Sebastian? They did that, right? Me: Um, I think that was Daphne and Celeste. Her: Oh yeah..... I don't think I know much about music..... You to? This has happened to me a couple of times. Once it was my sister, who usually has good taste in music. I let her off 'cos she had just told me that my mum had got me a Belle & Sebastian ticket for Aberdeen. (Yay. Go mum.) Will == "There's no demon in there. It's just a family legend, am I right? Just a bit of spin to keep the ladies in line? You're a piece of work. I like you." Spike, Family _____________________________________________________________ Get email for your site ---> http://www.everyone.net +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+