Cher Sinistre, On Mon, 21 Feb 2000, P F wrote:
- Bonjour. Je cherche du pain. - Mais de quelle sorte? - Je prefere le pain long. - Ah, bon; on peut manger des baguettes toute la semaine et on ne devient pas gros.
That kind of thing. Bebel fans please correct the grammar if you find you've eaten a sentence that doesn't agree with itself. But the question is, bread. White French bread, like this B&S Arantxtxa bakery in Wye-on-Trent is going to be selling. *Does it make you fat?* We need to know, and hier.
Not at the rate of one baguette per week. Especially at the end of the week when it gets really stale and you have to expend extra energy chewing and digesting. That's the advantage of it being so airy and not having fat, animal or vegetable or mineral (huh?), added to it. Ca ne fait que 15 francs la semaine. Faisons des economies. So in addition to being rail thin, you will have extra lunch money to buy your favorite glossy magazines at the end of the week and dream of being even thinner so that Stuart might not notice that you are in the bath with him. (Oh, that's only my fantasy - then I've got a long way to go.) Comet Gain did turn out to be good, though typically indie-sounding. Why is there a picture of John McKeown on the inside of the CD sleeve and why did he play guitar on 6 songs if he hates American bands like Pavement? Why? Oh why? But I love the way he plays guitar. And the Tindersticks entirely deserve all the good things said about them. They're serious! Ah, I knew it was going to be this way but I had to wait until I was really in need of salvation. Talk about being superficial. It amuses me that such a wee lad like Chris is into such deep, elemental music. And it's also on the record that Andy Dean and Tim Hopkins witnessed the cover of "Reel around the Fountain" in Glasgow/Edinburgh 2 1/2 years ago (Jeepster press archives). And who had the nerve to suggest that Andy Bell could be a stand in for our Stuart? Yours, Youn +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+