hello all of my fellow sinister kids. i just had emerge from lurkdom to address a few rumors flying around the list about me right now. for instance, this thing about me grabbing sarah's tits to get mick's attention. what sarah forgot to tell you was that before we hit the dance floor, she whispered to me, "let's go dance next to mick, and when he looks over at us, you reach out and feel me up. he'll love it." to be honest, i was really uncomfortable with the whole thing, but i like sarah and didn't want to hurt her feelings. unfortunately, it was all for naught. we don't even know for sure if he noticed. and the socialist thing. well, sarah is again confused, because it was she who kept yelling while stuart was talking. i think she was making him mess up. and see, it couldn't have been me, because i've lost my voice. and sarah and alasdair are being too hard on stuart, because they were afraid to ask where to buy tickets at. i had to ask, despite 1)not having a voice and 2) not even being scottish. it was the scottish socialist party convention, after all. too bad chris didn't turn up, but thank goodness mick didn't come in his place, because then i'm sure sarah would have wanted me to grab her boobs all over again, and i bet that would have really distracted him. but, i have to say, all in all, i give stuart credit for not laughing during the question and answer section. sample question, "do you think selling out is like remixing?" unfortunately, the rest of what sarah and alasdair had to say was the honest to goodness truth. we did scare waitresses this weekend. it really wasn't very nice. i used to be a waitress. i would have hated us. but i'm pretty sure it was ailsa's fault we drank so much. we also saw a teddy bear with huge tits over the weekend. it was some sort of theme. anyway. you'll forgive me of i've made a lot of typing mistakes, right? i'm sick and i'm medicated. i'm going back undercover now. love, heather ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+