Wohoo, today I'll see Lemonheads live!! Well not exactly: Drug Buddies plays Lemonheads, Kurtvana plays Nirvana and... erm, some band plays Pixies today at the Semifinal club. I sincerely hope that they Really can play, I've been to these tribute-things a few time before and frankly, the bands have been awful, these 16- year old kids who don't even know how to hold their instruments doing bad stuff to my favourite bands, smiling like idiots 'cause they know that at least one girl there wants to "get to know them better" just because they are in a band. Then those bastards drink beer after their gig and fondle their nonexisting groupies ever so gently, like all teens do, hand on their arse and sticking their toungues into their mouths. ... Who, me jealous because I can't play anything? Naaa.... This reminds me of something. I once was in that same club to see Candy Darling (one of the best bands in Finland, but you don't care, do you?) play Velvet Underground and Lou Reed songs. Well I thought so. Never mix Vodka, beer, cider and wine together. They just don't make you feel good. So after they start their first song, I'm off to the loo. I come back 45 minutes later to hear the last notes they play. Never mix your drinks, I say. But that was two years ago, and I haven't done it since. Ok, and now, for the sake of pissing people off, here's my VERY B&S-influenced lyrics to my friends band. If you don't like it, you don't have to read it. And this is actually a true story, you know. She said: 'Boy, you're still a child So cheer up and smile. Let us be friends do not fantasize about anything else we had fun but it's not our time...' Well she had a femalefriend who had a crush on her she took her by the hand while dancing to The Cure 'It's ok, I'm just a little confused She's nice and all but I'm more hetero than gay (and besides, I'm only happy on saturdays other days im so very very bored ...) but if I could choose I'd go to Spain on my holiday...' Well the thing behind it is she had a fling with a gigolo about three years ago in a seaside town in the disco downtown drunk as hell and only a teenager Did it do any good for you? It didn't or did it? Wee. @--->--- Jake ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+