okay. all this talk of non-posting list members induced me to write in. i'd hate to be thought of as creepy. my thoughts on recent list topics: * female masturbation * my mom masturbates. i found a vibrator under her bed a number of years ago. maybe she doesn't want all these people knowing, but i'm not ashamed. I'm outing my mom (beverly) as a masturbator. Stand proud, Beverly! once my friend bonnie was masturbating and our friend jessica knocked on her door. bonnie said 'just a minute' as she tried to cover the evidence but jessica thought she said 'come right in' and barged in the room. bonnie was horribly embarassed for about a week. * list-crush * we should just get this list-crush popularity contest over with and have a belle and sebastian beauty pageant. the pics posted on the list-crush page can serve as the swimsuit/evening portion of the pageant. part 2 - belle and sebastian trivia contest. in part 3 of the pageant, contestants must pay homage to belle & sebastian by doing things like 1) buying hundreds of thousands of copies of tigermilk so it will hit #1 on the charts, 2) erecting a giant statue of your favorite band member in the local park or 3) hacking into the MTV webpage and making it a tribute to B&S. the most audacious act of homage takes home the title of 'indie cool queen/king' for the next year. (ok, so i'm not fond of chickfactor but it's an obvious title for the pageant winner) might i add that my list-crush vote is for sale. after all, i'm american... * love * i'm in love. i'm a lucky guy. i sleep in sonnets. that's all i can say about it. * andrew's question of the month * if any, what song was playing during your first kiss? anyone have B&S playing during their first kiss? that's all! hello to all my sinister friends. you're all invited over for dinner if you ever make it out to san francisco! .andrew. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+