SOD ATP! Sorry, but I don't want to hear another bluddy word about it. So you had a grate time. Oh yeah, wonderful. Well, can we like, just get on with things now, please? ATP, thats sooooo last week! So, while you lot were trying to be all cool to mogwai and things, I was busy fixing a deal to own the world, which is currently under pants. There are shares available to be bought in my new governmental system, and the more you buy, the more lax I shall be towards you over breaking any of my new laws now in place. which are as follows: 1. No mention of ATP before or after the event. Treat it like sex. keep the details to yourself. Do we really need to know what a major event of your lifetime it was? punishment: Britney Spears force fed into your working environment, by karoke, or bad commerical MW radio, until bedtime 2. No eating mashmallows without offering me one first punishment: having a discussion Margaret Thatcher about society when she was in power and undestanding the reasoning behind the poll tax. 3. clothes shops must be forced to sell clothes below the price of �30 per item in order to make it more accessible. You too gucci. punishment: wearing shellsuits, sidey pony tails and those boot like trainers and being forced to do 30 minutes a day work out to 2 unlimited. S+M for sporty spice types. 4. do not interupt me when I am daydreaming. punishment: having an alarm clock strapped to your body which rings whenever you are allowed to go to toilet. and so the list could go on... haven't made my mind up about the rest of the laws yet, but trust me, their tough, unfair and ridiculous. by the way, I had a lovely weekend. dinner, champagne, prostitutes (well, walked past a few and wondered where they do "it" with punters) and maltesers from the mini bar. OH! AND I SAW SOMEONE I KNOW ON "LOVES LIKE A DOG!" THE ONE LAUREN LAVERETORY SLAGGED OFF! THE ONE WITH THE SPOOKY BABYS CRIB AND THE YOUNG MUM! I KNOW HER! AND THE "DAD"! so there you go. All hail me. yadda yadda yadda. remember, no more ATP mentions. By the way, now I own the word, I'm thinking of making sinister village my capital. Providing you all behave yourselves otherwise I'll make it a camp prison. Trust me. I can make it scary for you. love, Idles. ===== http://www.geocities.com/idleberry __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Send online invitations with Yahoo! Invites. http://invites.yahoo.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+