Dear fellow sinistrines, do you remember way back whenever it was when we all had triffic fun stitching up the Brits? Well here is a chance to do it all again, although sadly not involving our favourite popsters. Sorry Honey. A lot of you will have had an email about this from other people, as there is a concerted effort amongst japesters everywhere to make this work, so sorry for making you read about it again. Some of you may or may not know that it is Census time here in the UK again, where a friendly government employee comes round to your house and gives you a form to fill in full of probing questions about your personal circumstances. And the expressed threat on the front cover of a fine if you fail to tell grinning Mr Blair all about your personal details, or if you knowingly give inaccurate information. However, as it says, this does not apply to question 10 which asks what your religion is. You can safely put for question 10 any religion you wish. And here's the good part. If 10'000 people all put the same religion under 'Other Religions', it is officially recognised by HM government. So. If, for example, 10'000 people were all to put 'Jedi' down as their religion...... you get the picture, I'm sure. I think it's a triffic laugh, and have already filled my form out accordingly. So, if you think the government should be subject to the embarrassment of recognising 'Jedi' as an official religion, you know what to do. Tell your friends. Have fun. marko (Jedi). _________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+