Whoot! I now officially have my tickets to the August Belle & Sebastian show in Prospect Park! Of course, I still can't believe I'm going to Brooklyn just to see them - I think it's a testament to my devotion to the band. I remember declaring my love for Ben Marcus. Oh, how I would follow him anywhere! Then, the very weekend which I was in the city he was going to be doing a signing. I was swooning from excitement ... until I discovered just exactly where. Oh, how I would follow him to the ends of the very earth, just not to Brooklyn! However, I do have a weakness for Prospect Park which I blame on reading Chaim Potok novels as an impressionable young girl. (I also blame this for my affinity for Jewish boys.) When I was a senior in high school my youngest brother - who is three years older than me - moved to Brooklyn. We had never been very close but I went up to visit him. I guess I wanted to become closer, bond, and all those other siblingesque things. Well, that and check out the five other boys in their early twenties who he was sharing a brownstone with... I remember absolutely nothing about that trip except for us sitting outside of Prospect Park on a bench watching as these two men stole a stereo from a car. It was a bonding moment indeed. Eric eroticized: Unfortunately for all concerned (i.e. ME) Laura wasn't wearing the Catwoman mask. If she had been, I believe I would have turned all girl-liking and swooned. So, in order for Eric to like girls they have to have most of their face covered with a mask? Now, that makes sense. You don't have to worry about me being the cause of any changes to sexual preferences with my Ghost World catmask either. A girl - who is always trying to convince me to become a lesbian - gave that to me for a present while in the bookshop one day. I blushed fiercely, quickly put it away, and then went home and took pictures of myself in it. Hee. However, that's about as far as I went. If I were to wear it around others, I would blush so ferociously that I'm pretty sure that the mask would catch fire. As far as I know, Burned Rubber Scars On Face = Fashion No No. Miss Mandee May Murmured: About a year ago Juicy Lucy warned those of us in long-distance relationships that one of the two would eventually have to relocate to be with their honey. With the exception of the time that I deduced that Larry King really was an alien, I've never shown any particular insightfulness. However, I was pretty sure that the allure of a long-distance relationship was that you never had to be with your significant other for any lengthy period of time. It's so much easier to like someone when you only see them a couple weeks out of the year! Why ruin the joy of not having to by moving closer? Silliness if I have heard it. Then again, I do remember one of my friends saying that my idea of a perfect relationship is Keats dying in Italy writing to Fannie Brawne. Evidently, they remembered me telling about I wouldn't mind having hooked up with Emily Dickinson. She would have been great to be in love with. Even if you both lived in the same town, you could just see her through a window across the street and occasionally wave at each other. Now, that's love. xo, Ll PS - I second Werther David in requesting more Miss Maddie Minx posts. Get in! _________________________________________________________________ Tired of spam? Get advanced junk mail protection with MSN 8. http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+