I'm trying to TRICK my stomach into thinking it's been filled with food, by giving it a small amount of food (as much as I can be bothered to fill it with) and then having ginger tea. Last night I was handed a beaker of orange juice, just before I fell asleep in bed. I managed to pour it over my head as I dozed off, and the juicepatch left on my sheet spelt DOOM, or seemed to. When I moved up, I lost all sense of self. It's great. Fugg knows where I am. I don't know if I'm in the future, where I've sorted everything out, or in the past, when I got in this mess, or if I'm living the niggling in between bit they call youth. Am I young? How old are you? Fancy a snog? My ginger tea is ready. Excuse me. If you can suspend your boredom over the next blank line as I get my tea, that'd be a feat of technological MASTERY. When I moved up here to Glasgow I was accused, or perhaps cited as, a socialist, because I give rich people with piffling problems SHORT SHRIFT. The other day, I was accused of being sarcastic and sardonic all the time. I thought I was MEANT to. I thought I was generation X, or at lease XI. Isn't there somewhere in Ireland that you can buy a horse for a fiver, and all the ned/spydes on the council estates have one, and call it Prince? (The one called Sheba died) I'm staying up so I can watch "Full Moon High" which EVERY review I've seen has slated. It's just better than going to bed at a reasonable hour, which still seems like such an injustice. Thankyou to everyone I've met recently, who's been nice to me. I'm having a bit of a rocky* time of late and youse have temporarily taken the y* away. But seriously folks, drinking and driving. What's up with that? Love Harry _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+