From the scatological to the sartorial.. Miss Marianna talked about outfits, and
The end is sowing seeds Your Insides torn apart This is when you'd need The boss of Kwik-e-mart What is the gap between the floor and the bottom of toilet cubicle walls for? Is it really for passing toilet paper between cubicles, in case the unthinkable happens when you run out of toilet paper after a poo? Or is it for spying on other people? Is that why the toilets in our office have marble floor, that reflects? Is it a lack of forward planning or was it the delibrate work of a devious, perverted interior designer? And how inconsiderate are people to choose the cubicle right next to yours, when there are plenty others available? Excuse me sir but maybe I don't want to see your silhouette of your distorted poo-pushing face! And now I have to control my flow to keep the volume down, or else I just know that I'll be walking out at the same time as him, and he'll tell everyone and I'd be known as the "Plonk Plonk man" of the office forever just for dropping heavy poo into the WC. Of course none of these are as bad as two summers ago when I was in one of those cubicles having a quiet poo, and I had the pleasure of being the spectator of a man shooting an aeroplane inside the next cubicle.. it wasn't very nice. the need for not wearing the same clothes twice, and following the examples of Nicole, of Popular fame. But I would have to agree with her friend instead, that everyone should follow the examples of Dr Quincy M.E., of Quincy fame, and wear a brown suit that you'd never ever change, and just see how well-respected he'd become! Most well respected figures do it too, see Superman, Spiderman, Obe-wan Kenobi. Saying all that, I would change more often if, for example I can afford clothes. I wore a very nice T-shirt last night that had four monsters on the front, with the word "monster" written underneath. Then I danced to really terrible music in a club in Milton Keynes, to celebrate my Birthday like a soul boy - I even did some soul dancing, and also had a DANCE OFF with this guy who was quite a dancer but I think my DENILSON DANCING routine blew him away, or maybe he just walked off because I trotted on his toes. I should have stuck with graffiting in Hackney.. and yes, ANNA REALLY DOES SUCK JiZZ! Ken * DENILSON DANCING is based on the Brazilian football player Denilson, who always does this trick which is like a funny version of the Can-Can over a football. Roy Atkinson calls it a "lollypop", because he's a weird arther trucker. P.S.: The Dirty Vicar said:
Apparently the Pinefox fancies himself as a bit of a scrapper, so if you fancy a fight the Palace is the place to go. It's no joke - I've seen him fighting in a club in Glasgow last year, Lennox Lewis eat your heart out, he was a ferocious arther trucker.
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