ahhh sinister- TERM PAPERS! arent they great? uhh right. im writing one on the Kent State University protest on May 4, 1970 when the national guard killed those students etc etc. anyways it has to be 10-15 pages, but im at 9! im aiming for 12, but its due monday! a big dumb term paper! anyways, i work at a convent. nuns...lots of them. im a dishwasher. anyways, i just work after school and on the weekends, and i love getting a paycheck even though its just minimum wage (im saving up for a videocamera so i can become a filmmaker :) ) anyhoo, the nuns are trying to convince me to become a nun. they're so nice, and i totally would become one, except: i like boys too much (especially skinny indie-kid smokers that dont comb their hair) and i could never ever give up listening to music and going to shows and shoppingshoppingshopping thirdly, i am too vain/superficial/materialistic...i know that sounds awfully bad of me, but i wont deny it...but ask yourself this, would you wear nun clothes every single day? do you think theyre *hipster**? i didnt think so. well...if there are any nuns on this sinister list, email me...i think nuns are really nice and fun to talk to. (hehe im not even catholic!) but i am trying to find God. does that sound silly? i hope not! i really want to become more religious and spiritual, plus it is nice to have faith in something. i love Jesus, but i just want to be sure that he loves me too (does that sound corny or what?!!) well... on a less nunnish note, i saw gorkys zygotic mynci play last weekend. i got autographs and a picture with them! i love Euros Childs! and hes a vegetarian! what a catch! Euros is the reason i CAN NOT become a nun! do you think i have a chance with him? maybe, just a little? well have a lovely day..."there is misery in all i hear and see"...but ignore it...just listen to the birds' song in the morning, and look at the sun (or the cloudy sky) and dream up infinite beautiful dreams. good bye sinister, love always, maple _________________________________________________________________ MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: http://photos.msn.com/support/worldwide.aspx +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+