Hewwo (i'll warn you now, this is quite long, and all about little dolls), Well, today was the first day of the new term. Which wasn't too good. Though on the plus side, my new uniform is cool, and pinaforey, and I didn't get spat on. Oh, but I have the world's best pencil case. Does anyone remember Polly Pocket? Y'know, the little dolls, that were a centimetre or sp high and a really big choking hazard, and they had little houses, with toaty wee beds and tellies and things? (There are still Polly Pockets, but they're bigger now, because of all the kids that died from choking on them). Anyways, I was in a retro toy/games/stuff like that shop, looking for old Bunty annuals, because I sort of collect them, and I found a Polly Pocket Pencil case, which you opened up, and it was a house, only with lots of space at the bottom for pens and stuff. So I bought it, only I had no tiny dolls to put in it. So I went up to the loft, and dug out my old Polly Pocket collection, which was massive in it's day, and found four little figures, two that looked like me, and two that looked like my friend. So I decided that these could be our Polly Pocket selves. Y'see, we have this thing, where we made up magical alter-egos for ourselves. So mine is a cheer-up fairy, because I wear fairy wings, and I have a magic hat, and always worry about cheering people up and my friend's is a dominatrix with special powers, because she's all sexy and bossy and violent. So I found a fairy polly pocket with red hair in a bob, and wings, and flowers in it's hair, for me, and a blone one with a white and gold catsuit on it for Debs. And then I found a little red haired one like the fairy, only with dungarees and a headscarf, so I decided that could be my daytime non magic polly pocket since I like dungarees and headscarves, and I found a blone one like the dominatrix polly pocket, only wearing a purple mini dress and holding a little baby, because she has a baby sister. Then I found a big grey cat to live stay there too, in case the Debs polly pockets go off in a mood and my polly pockets need someone to talk to (because they can't really talk to each other, because they're the same person really, and I don't want them to be mad schizophrenics) So now they live in my pencil case house, which me and my friend play with in class when we don't feel like paying attention. And my polly pockets live in the upstairs, which is blue and has pictures of boats on the wall, and is all neat and tidy, with a computer and a little kitchen, and my Debs' little dolls live downstairs, which is all pink, with a big mirror and a messy kitchen and a telly. And best of all, I've got somewhere to put my pens and pencils (which are all Barbie ones). My B&S patch for my bag didn't arrive in time for school starting though. But I can't wait till the grungers see my cool patch, which is better than the iron maiden and nirvana ones, because it doesn't have monsters in it. Does anyone know where I can find guitar chords for Ooberman and hefner songs? Sorry, if I bored you, Hugs, Jen +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+