This morning I suddenly felt the urge to buy lego bricks. ("oooh I've got the urrrrrrrrge to legggo") The urge has been brewing for a while, actually. I always have had this compulsion in my life to build things, be it houses of cards, rocketships made out of matchboxes glued together (I once made with the matchboxes a spaceship that turns into a robot when it's combined with another spaceship Power Rangers style, until I broke it using it as a weapon), sculptures made by balancing random bits one on top of another. I like the sense of achievement with construction I guess, and Lego seems like a nice material for building things, strong but flexible, and best of all comes with instructions... <digression> I am a sucker for instructions, I love shops that have signs telling you what to do like "1. pick up product, 2. take it to the counter 3. pay money", as I can get hopelessly lost in a shop sometimes, especially shoe shops - they used frighten me because I for a long while never knew the drill of "1. find shoes you like 2. tell a staff that you want this pair of shoes and give them shoe size 3. they come back with shoes 4. you try on shoes 5. pay for shoes" (Don't even get into what happens if the shoes don't fit - I'd just die on the spot) <digression> ..but yes, the lego boxes sometimes have instructions showing you how to fit 374 pieces of lego bricks together and make it look like a red fish with green legs, or maybe it was an octopus. Although freestyling is fun too - I used to have a big box of legos when I was younger - but the best creative work I've managed was to recreate the system of speed bumps in my local village with lego. I made a lego film once too - a romantic tragedy, actually, and the plot was, of course, set on the speed bumps of my local village, it was about the life of a mechanic who fell in love with a rich lady who took her pink sports car in for repairs. The romantic mind of a budding 12 year old film director eventually led to the finalé of the film being the mechanic "fixing" the rich lady under the bonnet, on the backseats of her car, but he forgot to set the handbrakes and so their car rolled backwards down the hill, and they died, thus a tragic end. Maybe now, with 9 more years of experience in life I can make a better effort, the storyline will be less crude, the scene setting will be more imaginative, or at least I can fit in a pun for the road sign "warning: humps for 200 yards". What I really don't like about legos though are the colours, I know they're made of plastic but I would just like my constructions to look less plastic-like! They should start making brickwall textured legos for brickwalls, and tarmac textured legos for roads, and fish textured legos, for octopuses. Legos and Red Bulls Ken P.S.: michelle ruiz wrote:
I also want to get a pet of some kind (not a dog or a cat..yet)since I was a deprived child and never had one. Maybe a turtle or an iguana
Join the quest to bring to the world animal textured legos, and demand for turtle/iguana textured bricks, then you can have Lego pets! They can be those "technik" ones and you can have your own techniks turtles/iguanas where they're powered by batteries and can swim/stick tongue out all on their own! It's the future in pet-ertainment! _________________________________________________________________ Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: http://mobile.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+