Maybe we should do a tribute... 'I will be the first person in history to die of boredom' Is that possible, do you know? To actually DIE of BOREDOM? I think I should maybe be taken to intensive care post haste. I can imagine my work people coming back after lunch and finding me slumped in my chair. 'Help ma boab!', they'd exclaim, 'what happened?!'. 'Well, he WAS very bored...' I work in a place where we look at death registers all day (just how bleak is that?!), but I've yet to come across one that has cause of death as 'bored as bejaysus'. So I will be the first. Maybe I should go to the doctors. 'Life, friends, is boring. We must not say so.' Rachel spoke (typed?) about listening to personal stereos too loudly. I was once told off by a man in a suit for listening to 'Tigermilk' too loudly on a bus. I felt like a walking Sinister cliche. And I was in Leith, where lots of tough people live. I thought I might get battered. 'Fuckin' poofs music...' Some chancer called Tom Ewing told us how much he bloody hates indie kids. Me too, the cunts. All glasses and flares. National service, that's the answer. God help us if there's a war. They'd be tripping over their laces and moaning about having to get up too early in the morning. A fortnight down the pits would sort them out. What pits? Is it alright to think that the Trembling Blue Stars are flipping awful? You won't all beat me up, will you? Jings, I'm bored... _________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+