Dearest everyone, It appears that I'm the only person who likes Christmas so I'll stop bloating now about how I'm going to have a great fun time with 9 days off work and watching Belle & Sebastian live. max said:
I hope some of you can empathize for one reason or another, with this mutual pain and exhiliration you receive when there's someone out there you love, and just doesn't love you back.
I have never felt that before, everyone I loved have always loved me back. They always have a funny way of showing me that tho, like for example snogging other boys. Right, there's the girlie moan out of the way, time for Reporting Back. (Reporting Back is great, it has the same initials as Red Bull) Not much to report back, actually, apart from STUART SAID "WANK". Rock On. Poor Isobel had another asthma attack, and had trouble playing the recorder, but then I saw her smiling when she was dancing around clapping to Ben Dover (that's my new dirty pet name for "the boy with the arab strap") and I realised that I still want to have her baby, heh. I think I messed that expression up again. Idles talked about Jools Holland's face thing, actaully I noticed that too, but I'd just dismissed it as him being a weirdo. He always had those weird face things, actually, and talked weird. But he so obviously didn't like B&S, there were no interviews, and he didn't say "great" or "brilliant" or "fantastic" once when B&S played - when he doesn't know how to say any other words! Didn't they take the piss out of him at the fast show about that? Anyway, I am shocked to notice that none of you have mentioned the real star of the "Later..." show, not Stuart Murdoch, not Stevie Jackson, not Mick Cooke, not even Tom Jones, but Souad Massi! I want to have her babies too. I was a clever boy who used two VCRs to record "Later...", because I knew that I am a clumsy idiot who would mess up at least one of the recordings, and I did. I set one of the VCRs to record Channel 5 by accident and instead of Stuart singing about wanking with an Arab Strap I got footages of people actually playing with Arab Straps instead, okay actaully it was just soft porn but that's rather less dramatic. Are there any girls who wants to play the Flirt Over The List Game with me? Basically you can tell me how good I am publically on the list and then I can write back something about how wonderful you are? Or are you all just going to snog other boys too? Praises and Red Bulls Ken P.S.: Right, that mix tape challenge thing, are you still playing? Who's playing? From my "database" i have Chriss, Wills and Rachels, is that still right? What about Rob/ins? Can someone from each namegroup send me an e-mail so I can give you my address? _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+