A big thanks to Idle Kristin for spurring me on to write my first post in a month - the older I get, the more I seem to be distanced from my friends, which includes all you lot. Sigh. I have had first hand experience of the non-Scottish faux-Scottish person - some of you may know who I mean... Still, it's good for a laugh when she FIGHTS to the DEATH with Ally Cook over sectarian issues inside Glaswegian f**tball. She'll have particularly appreciated last night's result... Most importantly she introduced me to BLACK PUDDING, which, as far as I know, has never been mentioned on the list* Still, it has given me the chance to go to Scotland, where I'd never been until New year's eve 1998/9, and now I think it's fab. I might even be going back soon, so lock up you, erm, pints... The other thing she said, which I have to respond to, was But he was drunk, and being male, also certain that anything he said was right, true, and 100% correct. Men do this when they are drunk... ...and women do it when they're sober ;) The late lamented Queenbeejanine once sent me an Add N to (x) computer file of some description which she claimed was pornography, but, despite my best efforts, I haven't been able to open it. Can anyone enlighten me as to what that was all about? For more compoundword fun of the jokey variety, check out http://boards.fool.co.uk/Message.asp?mid=6181445 <http://boards.fool.co.uk/Message.asp?mid=6181445> . Okay, it's on a finance website, so shoot me etc. - I'm not ashamed... This is pretty poor for my first email in a month. It's not even hauntingly beautiful, like some. If I keep practising, maybe it'll get better. Let the good times R!O!C!K!, Mark xxx *members of the list who live in Stoke Newington need not email me to tell me that yes, black pudding was in fact mentioned by Rod Begbie in October 1997, actually, in a treatise on coprophilia and the Left Banke, thank you very much. ******************************************************************* HIT Entertainment PLC 5th Floor, Maple House 141-150 Tottenham Court Road LONDON, W1P 9LL Tel: +44 (20)7 554 2500 Fax: +44 (20)7 388 9321 The contents of this e mail from HIT Entertainment PLC are confidential and intended for the addressee only. If you are not the intended recipient you must not copy or further distribute this e mail; please notify us by telephone on 020 7224 1717, and delete the e mail from your computer. This e mail has been checked by our anti-virus system before leaving us; we accept no responsibility for the e mail and any attachments once they leave us. www.hitentertainment.com www.bobthebuilder.com ******************************************************************** +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+