Hello my favourite corn dogs, How are you doing? I hope life isn't too unpleasant - although I can't imagine it'd be too nice having a stick stuck around the region where your bottom would have been if you had one, but it makes for convenient consumption, so at least it was for a just cause. I've watched this one reality TV program the other day, it was called something like changing spouses or something. The program itself wasn't really all that noteworthy, although it did almost make me cry in the end when I learnt of this dysfunctional family with the dad who had once walked halfway around the world, during which time his brother had died back home and he couldn't make it back in time (by that time he'd walked all the way to Thailand) and as a result of this he became ultra protective of his children who grew up to be dorks. It was very emotional. I can't even remember what I was going to tell you about this show anymore. Oh actually I remembered, one of the kids said something "Er.. I didn't do something cause something or another" and this mother from another household was like "Don't say Cause - it's not a real word", which was silly. What a funny story. There was this other time I sold this powertool to a second hand shop, and a few weeks later it was Christmas and my brother gave me the same powertool as a present. I know this because one of the cables was missing. What a funny story. Anyway. Speaking of Christmas, how were your Christmases? Mine was okay, the weather was cruel, and although the season of yule warms the heart, it still hurts. I still remember last year's super dooper 9 gigs in one night night at the Winchester Club. That was awesome. The opening act was particularly good - this dude did an acoustic guitar cover of The Darkness's (Christmas Time) Don't Let The Bells End, with Gavin Dunbar from Camera Obscura on the drums. He did TWO key changes at the end chorus! TWO. He went from A to B to C#!! It blew the house down, and everyone had to relocate to the project. I miss this Winchester Club thing. If you celebrate Christmas at Old Trafford, would that be a Man U yule? Would Shaun Ryder ask "Oi! Are you Man U yule you? Are you Man U you? Are you Man U? Are you Man U yule you?" Happy New Year kids, Ken +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+