Hello Oooh typing an sinister post from work is rather exciting. If I stick to the 15-minutes rule, I can earn at least 2 pounds for writing a post! I can be on those McDonald's adverts that go "This is how much work Ken Chu had to do to earn a Double Cheeseburger" or something. Ooh! People want to send me tapes? Great! So shall I also spend time at work now thinking up some rules for this competition? Of Course I should! *********************************************************** So, the rules for the world's first "Will Rachel send Ken a tape?" competition: The Wills and the Rachels (mmm was there a Chris's as well? Ok whoever with some sort of first name) decide on a representative who can give me an e-mail and I'll send you back my postie address. The Wills and Rachels and the Chris's and the Beatrices then decide on a tracklist amongst themselves (off list in private please), and then somehow create a tape with that listing on, and post it to me. Once I've got all the tapes I listen to them and then decide on who wins, easy. The tapes will be judged by the following criteria: 1. Your tape can be obscure if you like, but, if it's obscure rubbish then your tape will still fair rubbish. It's quality over obscurity here, but something that I haven't heard before (not difficult) but I like (quite difficult) shall get bonus points. 2. I love puns, the more puns you can fit into your tape, the higher your chances of winning, I am not specifying what kind of puns you wanna do, surprise me with your ingenuity. Wordplay will be your best secret weapun. (hoho) 3.The amount of money you send with your tape. Please make cheques payable to "Mr Kenneth P Chu" To summerise, the tape with the best songs with the best puns with the biggest cheque will win. Wait, am I engaged to Kirsten Kenyon? Tapes and Red bulls Ken ========================================= Red Bull Dozers http://www.cockscrew.com/rbd +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+