Alasdair fits lots of people's names into his posts, which is something I never manage. He's very funny too. I think he should post more often.
Robin said he'd applied to be a weatherman. Is this anything like the time he was forced into the inventing trade? And did he invent anything?
I don't know if I ever said or not, but at the time I had lots of suggestions for inventions from helpful Sinister folk. The best idea was Kevan Cooke's device for rescuing plectrums when they fall into guitars. In the end, though, I had to confess to Jerry Singer that I was a cheap fraud, an inventing tart, and he stopped phoning as mysteriously as he had begun. Oh, I don't suppose anyone understands this, try searching the archives for "Jerry Singer". His voice still haunts my dreams. As for the weather on Primrose Hill, a sinister front forming from all directions will mean it's sunny, of course. Further down the road it will rain and a monkey's uncle, blown by his powerful bottom wind from his tree in da jungle, will land on the face of Mrs Persil who lives at number twenty six. But at Primrose Hill the weather will be peachy. I also predict that someone, whose name begins with R and has just had a haircut, will bring a cake that tastes better than it looks. Honestly it does. Robin. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+