Is it really so? Is the tweekender turning into the bleakender? Will we be made to smile as we queue in neat single file for overpriced flat lager and stale cheese sandwiches? Will we have to walk round in single file and anyone running be shouted at "More haste and less speed Fairbairn-Bottomley smythe" or something? Will cardies be confiscated if they do comply with Bowlie uniform? Will we all have to bed by 10 pm with lights out strictly at 10.30pm? And any chalet hopping will be subject to spotlight searches and forceful rejections (of the premises)? Don't worry all is not lost bring a yellow bib and walk around pretending to be a security guard and carry out random strip searches. In the words of Talk Talk "Errant days filled me, Fed me illusion's gate" sorry I meant "life's what you make it". As for the alcohol restrictions I shall be taking a box of wine minus the box disguised as a colostomy bag. I hope I don't leak it might make the wine taste funny... Martin I shall now be wearing a boiler suit with little arrows on it as well as the carnation. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "nambling pambling rice pudding & crochet holiday camp +-+ +-+ gangwanking whimsy-thon" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+