If we're going to flog a dead horse, why can't it be the arse nappy muscle damage one instead of this backslapping Sinister Portmerion business? What are the lurkers going to do, pop up out of the manholes every now and then? I've decided to close the disco for a week in protest. Mark C, everybody knows that there's only one Neu! b-side in the world. I'm surprised at your ignorance, being from a country that had such close links with Germany during the W!A!R! Those 100% Dynamite compilations look all right to me, if a little pricey (here at least). Can you sort out a problem for me, Mark? The other day I tried to join Bob the Builder's club, but I was cut off in the middle of the registering process, and now every time I try to do it, it says I'm already registered, but I haven't got my special Bob the Builder password yet, so I can't be registered. He's your mate, you have a word with him, will you? No one told me Stuart David had worn one of those spazzy techno lamps on his head at Bowlie. McDonald's probably sounded like a person you could relate to when they started as well. Anyone who calls a company that hasn't got any stagecoaches Stagecoach is asking for trouble. I've got a book of the TV series "This Life", so I'm going to read it and then go through the archives and join in your old conversations, if that's all right. Brandt, don't worry about the winter blues, the days are now a hen's leg longer. A hen's leg longer every day. A hen's leg. I was reading "Q" the other day, and Bobby Gillespie had just bought a Rufus Thomas record. Does this mean we can expect him to add the Funky Chicken to his dancing repertoire? This is Gorgeous, signing off... Peter +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+