hello folks i watched a bond film on telly, as is traditional on bank holiday weekends. the love interest in the film was a blonde cellist. this poor girl spent the film having to dodge both the lusty advances of bond and a hail of bullets from various villainous sorts, such was the range of passions she evoked in people. i have spent much time over the last two weeks watching next door's kitten chasing butterflies in our garden, but this bid for tweeness went horribly wrong at the weekend when it finally caught one and started chewing with legs and wings and antennae sticking out of it's mouth. it has also decided that the large pile of sand and gravel that the useless builders left in the garden is a great place to have a shit. i have come to the conclusion that kittens are not twee after all, and have reverted to feeding the ducks. my dad actually phoned me to tell me that they were playing "the stars of track and field they are", bless him. it's got to better than "gold" by spandau ballet which they used for bloody years. those two modern day evils, pop music and television, will be coinciding once again tonight in "celebrity stars in their eyes". i suspect that anyone involved in the making of such a show would feel compulsed to leave the country in shame, possibly under the guise of a trip to toronto. stevie jackson would be a deep fried mars bar, obviously. kevan *********************************** chickclick.com http://www.chickclick.com girl sites that don't fake it. http://www.chickmail.com sign up for your free email. *********************************** +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+