hello everybody i would like to start by saying that sarah cracknell has misled you all. i am not maltreating her and can only assume she says i am in order to gain attention. this morning i cooked her a lovely veggie breakfast and gave it to her while i fed my pussycats a lovely bowl of felix. she didn't appreciate it one bit. just sat and screamed something about being behind the wheel of a capri. anyway, tonight i'm performing as sarah c again. bob and pete have become close friends and are treating me almost as one of their own. which i suppose, to all intents and purposes, i am. i have almost perfected the hip shake although i'm still having some trouble getting the arm-waving correct. jessica, it was nice to see you. of course i waved at you. i LOVE my fans!!! anyway, onto a bit of b&s content: i think the noise at the end of "you made me forget my dreams" is the launch of the space rocket that the boy had spent all his time building. otherwise it just seems kind of..misplaced. on the llpj thread...and related to a misheard lyrics thread from a while back ("green cool and natural on the 45"...love it :)) i couldn't understand why she was licking railings. i asked my friend sam and she laughed at me. she told me the lyric was actually "licking raylene". which made a bit more sense. however, on watching stu's lips at bowlie, it is definitely railings. a shame, i prefered raylene. i think she was just licking railings because she was bored. jane strikes me as just a bored girl, all the time trying to find some interest in the life around her but in the end the only thing to do is fall asleep at the bus stop. also...my friend dean thinks jane is pregnant, and the "you will have a boy tonight/ you will have a girl tonight" part of the song refers to her giving birth on the bus. a pleasant image and a good twist to the song even if it turns out to be totally incorrect. now onto other stuff...jake said ~Don't know about those, but my friend works on a phonesexline, and I must ~say, the things she has to do via phone are quite... strange. Like clapping ~your hands for 30 min because it sounds dirty like she had to do a couple of ~days ago i never understood that one. call me innocent :) (you'd be wrong, but call me innocent anyway. it alliterates with my name at least). talking of strange requests....my friend works in a copying shop and the other day someone came in and asked her to photocopy her donated kidney tobiesoup said: ~and ummm, ~okay i give up, just what in god's awful name is an arab strap? well...have you ever heard of a cock ring? they are (so i'm told) placed around the penis and the base of the testicles...oh i sound like a biology teacher. you get it and you put it round your..erm, yeah, that, and also round the bottom of your..er..yeah, those. and it should keep the little fella up that little bit longer after you've had your fun. never met anybody that claims to have used one though. that's the same thing as an arab strap. matthew said: ~I met my boyfriend through the Sinister list. I do recall in ~#sinister recently, someone asking if it were a chatroom for Belle and ~Sebastian or gay boys. I believe the answer from a few of us was that it ~was both. well, i'm impresssed by the number of people that responded to what i said. i didn't actually mean "you'll have difficulty finding a gay bloke that's into b&s". i just meant "good luck with finding one". i have managed to convert my bloke to b&s. i didn't realise this fact until a couple of weeks ago when he admitted he listened to them quite a lot when i wasn't in. certainly the gender confusion in the songs appeals to me. unfortunately, i don't see them catching on on the gay "scene", which...well, you don't need me to tell you what gets played. but i'm going out tonight and expecting to hear celine dion at least twice. and probably be pissed enough to dance. other random things that come into my head..a slap for the person who slagged off jefferson airplane...remember what the doormouse said. a slap for the person who doesn't like hermann hesse. how dare you have your own opinion? a kiss for the person who was talking about grace jones, just because. cheese..roulade is the stuff with garlic in. i like white stilton with apricots, and norwegian cheese. jarlsberg is wonderful stuff. juniper, if you're reading...i shall look for your book recommendation. it sounds interesting. erm...there was more but its gone. so i'll follow its lead ohh...there's egg in the cat's bowl. i wonder if i gave them the veggie breakfast and gave sarah c the felix? she appears to have eaten it, either way. ian I said Timmy and that purple Monkey are all down at Bobby's house making themselves pesters and lesters and jesters and my traitors of kind" tori amos... +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". 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