Hewwo, Well, yesterday was my birthday. And on friday my best friend brought into school for me...a three foot tall walking doll, called Mildred, which I carted about for the whole school day, to much jeering from the hard kids (but I didn't care, 'cause it was my almost birthday) . And some play-doh, and a Barbie flask. Which is always nice. And my other friend gave me a wand, and some pringles. So at least now I have the full fairy outfit. Wings, wand, magic hat called Sophie, and stripey knee-high socks. And too much glitter. Oh, and Ian sent me a Study at Stow tee-shirt, and the new hefner single (signed), which are now my two most prized possesions. And two other friends offered me sex, which I declined. Oh, and the surprise party that I knew about never happened. I suppose that must've been the surprise. My best friend couldn't be bothered organising it, so I spent my birthday with my mum instead and had the BEST BIRTHDAY EVER. So I'm 15 now. I'm no longer sinister's little 14 year old. Hey. I have ICQ now by the way. My ICQ number is 91134319, if anyone wants to message me with abuse. Heee. Babysitting is grate fun. D'you remember the advert "the car in front is a toyota"? That really used to get up my nose, when I was little. I would sit and think for ages about how that would mean that every single car would have to be a toyota, except the one at the very end. And would the one at the very end be a kind of king car. And what kind would it be? Would it feel lonely because all the other cars were toyotas, and it wasn't, or would it just go "aaah, you toyotas are all like sheep, but I am so much better, because I'm not just another toyota"? Would all the Toyotas pick on it, or would they fear and worship it? And if every single car except the one at the end was a toyota, then wouldn't it be so much easier and say "your car is a toyota"? Or were they tryong to be all PC and not offend the car at the very end? Then I thought, well, maybe it just means that the car in front is a toyota, like toyotas are the furthest ahead in technology and car-ness, and maybe I was just really stupid when I was little, or just thought too much. I was going to put in some B&S content, but I couldn't think of any. Oh, yeah, here's one. Both my cousin and my mum studied at stow. So yay for them. Hugs, Jen +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+