Hello, I have reached a personal landmark in my life yesterday, erm, besides drinking the 10,000th ever can of Red Bull*, that is, I have absolutely run out of money. The bank machine gave me a very friendly message saying "Your request has been denied by your bank" when I tried to take out cash, which was nice. Of course, I was in the middle of London then (post-RAH) and had no money to get home. A very kind sinister person, after I busked with my freeform version of Wonderwall by Oasis, lent me 15 quid for a train across the ocean, um I meant the bit of grass in between London and Milton Keynes, so I'm home again and possibly not going out for a while before I find some way of replenishing the bank account, and I still owe another kind sinister person money for the RAH ticket itself arrrgh. RAH! tho, was like well good, on the top of RAH there was even a curtain thing with a logo on it which says... "RAH!", on it (I think it was without an exclamation mark tho). Which was funny, slightly lower than that all around are the stalls where people sit really high up. By the end of the evening a lot of them decided to stand up there anyway and dance, I feared for their safety cos I believe when they built the Royal Albert Hall they didn't anticipate people to want to dance up there so they didn't put in any barriers, and the people there dancing look quite drunk. Hmmmmm Monica Queen was there again for a Lazy Line Painter Jane encore and she was great and was live and kicking and boxing. The John Peel session was great, after a very kind sinister person lent it to me, and Sturan's girl probably does have a miraculous technique in order to make him to churn out this fountain of love, ahem, that's a metaphor for a good tune, of course. The pre- and post-RAH picnics were great fun too, drinking first vodka and Red Bull and then cheap wine, and playing footie in Greenwich and won woohoo, and getting expert babysitting tips from fellow sinisters, if I have a brother I will now know exactly how to look after him hehe :-). Then watched Camera Obscura at the Spitz and they were great, they played 80s Fan which was a great song so we celebrated at the end by doing "80's dancing" moves which involved pretending to hold a cigarette and chewing a piece of gum and bopping your head. I hope to see more list mummy dancing soon! Oh the poetry parrot has flown into my window, and started singing something about feeling happy for a day in 1975, scared the shit out of me but I'm okay now after brutalising it and shoved it in a cage, before you call the RSPB, I didn't really brutalise the parrot, I love birds, they taste lovely. Really I didn't do anything bad to it, apart from tying a string to its leg and then yanked it backwards, just so that I can tell people I just pulled a bird. Centre of Town by Karen E Norman ============================ The centre of this town really sucks It's concrete and smelly and full of muck yuck, just my luck, I stepped over a patch and now it's stuck The centre of this town really sucks it's just a load of roads and full of trucks cluck, the driver shrugs as one hits you like a hockey puck The centre of this town really sucks it's bland and it's dull and full of shmucks you duck, as stones are chucked they're starting a riot and running amuck. A stone is thrown towards the front of Starbucks as the anarchists got infiltrated by a ruck of thugs The town burns, but you don't quite give a fuck cos the centre of this town really sucks <The End> The parrot after I recited this poem to him had realised that Milton Keynes really sucks, and flew up the M1 to Leicester towards miss Madeleine McNeil. Poems and Red Bulls Ken * it probably wasn't the 10,000th can exactly but it was close, and it was kindly bought by another lovely sinister person. I am such a scrounger. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+