So, the faux Isobel was actually Melorra from *gasp*, Rasputina? My mind boggles! Isn't Rasputina sort of a GOTH-CHICK band? I remember liking them back in 1997 when I had dyed black hair and a "dark, dark soul." But, I am a foul, depressing Belle and Sebastian fan who doesn't deserve to live because I forgot they were playing on Conan last Friday. I clean forgot! I was bizzy drinking down the sloe gin fizzes and giggling over people who SHOULD have rubix cubes. I HAVE BEEN WRONG, A LOT See, ahead of time, before I started drinking sloe gin, I reckoned: "I bet this chap has a rubix cube." But I was wrong. And I was wrong again, later, yesterday, when I was 110% sure that Ally Cook was wearing mismatching socks. But then I found out that he's too dull to wear mismatching socks. I was wrong... AGAIN! THE CULT OF WOLFSHIRT Amy Applejacks, Michelle Mittens, and Krispin Kenyan and I are all tough WOLF SHIRT WEARERS. I bet you are jealous. Hey, shoot someone and you can join the club. I bet Robert Jack Goofstrum could be a WOLFSHIRT GIRL if he were a girl, but he's just plain ol' RJG stuck in Beano! THERE ARE SOME BELLE AND SEBASTIAN SHOWS COMIN' UP AND SHIT: Tooooooo true! Okay, here's a sad story.... but I nicked this one from Alex Wolf, who is not a Wolfshirt wearer, but he's funny anyway: SO THESE TWO GUYS ARE TALKING, AND ONE GUY ASKS THE OTHER: "HEY, YOU WANT SOME GUM?" AND THE GUY SAYS, "NO." AND THE OTHER GUY ASKS "WHY NOT?" AND THE GUY RESPONDS: "I DON'T KNOW." WAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Witness this, and other funny hijinx, soon. Simon says, Mandee May "inconsolably okay" +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+