Hey dudes, LTNS* kittens. How are we all? So it's been, like, 14 days, like, since my birthday, and it's been fairly good so far. Enjoying my usual mix of a rock and roll lifestyle, daytime job, fun stuff and bad things as usual, every bin has a silver liner innit. --- And on the morning of my birthday (very early) the postman rang the doorbell! (well he actually buzzed the intercom, but it was a figure of speech) and told me I had a PARCEL! I was hoping it was a kissogram, but it was instead a PLAYSTATION 2! What a birthday present that was. :-D And then later on the SAME MORNING, another postman came. "Surely i'm getting a SMOOCH now," I thought, but nope it was a recorded mail in an envelope. And I opened it and it was my GLASTONBURY 2003 TICKET! Genius. I felt like a birthday boy then, even though I did purchase both items myself... and I got even more and better actual presents afterwards too which made me dance like a dancing machine. --- But I couldn't use either of the items until this week when first of all, after months of putting it off I couldn't resist the urge to buy myself a TV! This urge, obviously had to happen at HALF PAST MIDNIGHT when everywhere that sold TVs are shut, except ASDA, I couldn't go to ASDA at half past midnight to buy a TV because only fools go to ASDA at half past midnight, let alone buying a TV. Half an hour later I arrived at ASDA, and the place was PACKED! And the first thing that greeted me was a stack of TVs! I was after the cheapest TV they have so these TVs didn't suit me, but they were tempting (TV cum -- hehe -- DVD for £119! But my PLAYSTATION 2 already plays DVDs so that was unnecessary), so venturing through the hordes of shoppers and further into the shop, I found the aisle of TVs. --- If I had 300 quid to spare, and a pair of very long arms I would have bought myself that TV that's looked a couple of inches longer than that guy's cock from "Boogie Nights". Instead I got myself the cheapest telly of them all (and it turned out the only one that would have fitting into the space I had for it in my room), and took it to the counter. I couldn't believe how many people were at the ASDA at (by then) 1 in the morning, there were 15 queues open and each of them were packed, it was crazy. Luckily, the people with less than 5 items got waved on to pay at the Cigarettes counter. I looked at some of them with my accusative eyes as if to say "Why are you getting your groceries at 1 in the morning?", as I carried my 14 inch TV past them. I acknowledged the fact that it was a funny time to be buying a TV to the cigarettes counter lady, but she was very professional and said that they do open 24-hours afterall. Instead of offering me sex. Instead of sex I played on my PLAYSTATION 2 all night (no that was not a euphemism.. yes yes waggling your analog joystick blah blah haha DVD cum entertainment system yeah yeah boom boom etc.) --- If I go on anymore about my amazing purchases I might turn into idleberry, so I'm going to talk about GLASTONBURY instead. --- Well pants with your Thursday meet-ups. Some people have IMPORTANT JOBS and thus can't get a day off work on Friday (my job, whilst IMPORTANT, it wasn't quite so IMPORTANT -- so I got a HALF-DAY off). Hope you guys have fun though. I shall be on a field from before it gets dark on Friday on, you might find me on late Friday night somewhere near the Pyramid Stage going \m/ to possibly not David Gray and possibly to REM. Or you might possibly not find me there at all as there will be approximately 101092 people, possibly going \m/ to possibly not to David Gray and possibly to REM. I shall also most likely be going \m/ on Saturday night also near the Pyramid Stage most likely to RADIOHEAD and FLAMING LIPS. I also might be seeing The Frames, Beth Orton, Yo La Tengo, Delgados, and others. Also check out Acoustic Tent #324984 (i.e. our tent) for THE RED BULL DOZERS live, singing possibly "Vindaloo" or "Ferry Cross the Mersey" whilst drunk. Look for someone who hasn't cut his hair for a wee while..That's me. I'm trying to get the hippy look going in time for Glastonbury you see. I've been developing a fondness for hippies lately. If you do want to meet up properly then give me an email and I'll give you my moby-number innit (not MOBY'S number.. even though he'd be there too) --- See yous soon! 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