halo sinisters and breather-ins. when i see kenneth p y chu in my mailbox, i think of "pyc" by michael jackson. i remember listening to the record at my piano teacher's house while she was away at the grocery.. loving it so much. when she'd come back, i'd of course be in trouble for not practicing, but when you're in 4th grade and you're left alone with the choice of scales & arpeggios or playing LPs on a fancy stereo at your teacher's house, what are you gonna do? also, when i think of michael jackson, i think of germans. and the time when my german friend's little sister and brother would taunt me by slipping notes under the bathroom door (the only place i could seek solace from their torment) that said things like "du bist tot." and i would wonder if they were only writing me notes using simple words i knew to be polite, or if they really wanted me dead... and then sometimes i think about the time belle & sebastian did a cover of "billie jean" and i almost fainted with joy. it was sooooo grate that i cried, ever so happily bouncing in my seat. i was happy enough to almost jump over the railing to my death, for what could be a happier ending.. but then i would have landed on top of my ex-boyfriend who was bobbing his head to the tune as if it was the coolest thing ever, when he had teased me previously for covering the same song in my own band. but then he was a jerk anyway, and it took some time for me to wake up to us. (note to sinister: never date a man ten years older than you unless you love absolutely every detail about him, cos guess what: he'll never change! arg.) and i must take sides with rachel fruitloop about being [some age older than 25], looking like you're still a young lassie, and looking forward to middle age.. i think i've had enough mid-life crises already that by the time i get there, i will rejoice at knowing i'm half done! oh, and rachel, i am ever so glad *he* is coming to see you! i am no nay-sayer on that account! i suppose that is enough of a post from me today. i am a bit off-kilter, as i've stayed home from work for no reason other than to give myself a mullet. yes, that's what i said. i think the feminie touch to a choppy little mullet is just what this cat needs to feel a change. i've wanted to do it since summer, but haven't had more than 2 minutes to stand in front of the mirror with scissors. so i did it. and than i took one of those showers that when you're done, you think "am i done already!?" and spin around a few more times trying to find something to do in there. i read it in a magazine: "argyle is the new black." do you think they're waking up to us? juju __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Buy the perfect holiday gifts at Yahoo! Shopping. http://shopping.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+