Hello, you 'orrible lot. Talking of 'orrible, don't you think that the Johnny Vaughan sitcom thing is utter cobblers? I do. I've never seen so much steaming cack in all my life, and I was at Glastonbury 1998. A good show, though, is The Armando Ianucci Shows, which I thought nobody else watched, but I'm glad that BigStu does ;). It's rather good - comedy, with a *message*. In a few days time I will officially begin my membership of the YSM (The York Sinister Massive), when I arrive at the venerable institution that some call The University Of York. All that anybody seems to be asking me these days is "Are you prepared/excited/nervous about starting university", and all that jazz, but the funny thing is that I was cool about it until everybody started asking me if I was okay. But I've come to the conclusion that Fresher's Week will be very much like a Strokes LP: over-hyped, easily forgettable and surprisingly short. I'd also like to say happy birthday to Beans for tomorrow. David Moore posted the birthdays of the members of the band a few weeks ago, but Belfast Bob appeared not to be included. I've come to the conclusion that he is therefore God, for the following reason: if he never had a birthday, he was never born; therefore he has always existed, and so he must be God. Oh yeah, and he has long hair too. Maybe he does have a birthday, but he's just being mysterious, trying to fit in the with the classic B&S mould, before they sold out to the Man, man. BigStu also mentioned that "The Boy Done Wrong Again" was his least favourite B&S song. I'd like to suggest "Nice Day For A Sulk", for the same reasons that Stu suggested. It's even more completely innocuous and impossible to have an opinion on than, say, knitting patterns. Just a point of view. Until next time, you slags... Asm.x ================= "He's strictly a pain in the ass, but he certainly has a good vocabulary" - Holden Caulfield _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+