You don't need me to vote for you to know that I think you're special, especially if you've got a big "upstairs". That's the nicest thing I've ever heard in ages. It's great to know some
I didn't want to write anything yesterday because I was afraid of getting beaten to bits because I (whispers) got a card. I sympathise with the unbeloved amongst you, honestly I do. 23 valentines days have passed without a boyf (not my entire lifetime - my tale is not quite that sorry. I just haven't had one in February before). Were things to proceed at the same rate (and I sincerely hope they will not), I won't have such an enjoyable VD (did I write that? I think I did) until I'm 48. FORTY EIGHT!!! Shudders. Now, what was it that there Peter Miller said? Oh yeah... people value a girl for her brainpower. Too many people in this world concentrate on the size of your tits. About time we had some more outrage on Sinister, isn't it? I'm SHOCKED, HORRIFIED, DISGUSTED, SICKENED, MADDENED and REVOLTED by the fact that some people can have such disregard for other people's feelings. I mean, how could Stinky Stu walk out on the band before I've ever even seen them live? It's not on and I'm very cross indeed. I saw an interesting programme on telly not long ago which was about dolphins. They showed two dolphins rubbing each others' bits with their flippers and they seemed to be quite enjoying it. They weren't making baby dolphins or anything, because they were both laydee dolphins, but they had big smiles on their faces and were making contented clicking noises. Isn't it amazing what they can get away with showing before the watershed these days? Some people think that dolphins are more intelligent than humans and you have to wonder... Then again, some people think that dolphins were monkeys. Right, I'm off to feed my postpet before he turns his little pink toes up. Juicy Lucy Lucy Alder SAP Project Administrator 3-6 St Pancras Way Tel: 020 7984 2590 London NW1 0QG Fax: 020 7984 2504 =================================================== This communication contains information which is confidential and may also be privileged. It is for the exclusive use of the intended recipient(s). If you are not the intended recipient(s), please note that any distribution, copying or use of this communication or the information in it is strictly prohibited. If you have received this communication in error, please notify the sender immediately and then destroy any copies of it. -- MCI WorldCom Year 2000 information http://www.wcom.co.uk/2000 +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+