My subject line is exactly what i said to my sisters boyfriend who works in a chocolate factory adn knows how much we love chocolate. However due to the fact that I was feeling rather poorly today which is why my jam jams have not slid off my leg at all today ensured that I posed this rude question to him. Nut its okay. Cause he took the piss out of me for loudly whistling the theme song of Glenroe when I thougth no on e was litening. I'm just thinking that what with tweeability being so overrated as it is on this list about the things one could do to counter such desperately pallid dispositions. Aussie rules football.I discovered it today as i lounged in front of the TV, the rules are there are no rules. Now don't get me wrong. I HATE sport. When people i used to work with would nip off to catch the masters, I'd ask was that car racing and they'd snigger. I once in trying to impress a boy who supported Liverpool said, Oh yeah (Iprobably had my hand on my hips, you know that casual stance) he scored it by a hat trick. The very unimpressed boy decuided at that moment that I was a female version of IAN Beale and he never spoke to me again. But Australian footy ; strueth, its excellent. First of all , everyone qualifies. I think the teams have uneven amounts of people. Secondly, its a circular pitch. How cool is that. Thats like a running track with the bit thats taken out, put back in. Thirdly, there noinjury time because you see how badly injured they get and they have to continue, like the Greeks and the trojans in the iliad. Homer didn't believe in injury time and either do the Australians. There is no irritating stats popping up on the screen such as "27% of the pitch was used in todays match" like what featured prominently in Wimbelton. 0h oh the computer is doing that thing agian, its gonna crash, I better get outtie, pretty quickly. Oh I've got an interview with Isabelle from the vicious waves fame for the paper, isn;t that insane ? the band who dont do interviews, letting me do one. I wont get to meet them or anything, they are much to shy for that, but I'll get to ring them and be put on hold and have someone at the switch dialling the secret extension numbers while I ask my questions and be asked to repeat them because I'll beb ound to rush them and rush all the words into one another. So has anyone got any specific questions they would like me to ask ? ______________________ no ? well good , I only said that thing about the interview because I realised how bad this post was and had to dash in a pipnch of B_S content even if it was a lie, it was exciting, i think most of the peoples dreams are total fabrications and that even some of the peoples stories are completely untrue. Take that caroline one for instance, preteding she went to edinburgh for the weekend. The truth is she didn;t go at all. she just wanted to tell lies to make friends. People like her make me sick. well okay that was another lie, why can;t I stop ? if must have been thoseferrero raffaello which TOny got me ? God, they rush right through you, did you know that ? okay, I'm sorry for telling lies. But sometimes lies are better than the truth. youse, i actually just needed a platform to practice from, because I made the mistake of assocaiting truth with easy carefree lifestyle and soon enough I'm going to be in deep water for my fling with truth. So practicing lies, will help me obtain an easy carfree lifestyle, by pretending that truth is fake and whats fake is true. Of couse if I just told lies in the first place, I wouldn't be inthis mess, actually if i didn;t do the things which necessitiated me having to tell the truth and then lies, I'd be fine, but then ththis post would have only been about aussie football and in fairness , who wants that ? __________________ Disclaimer : the information which is obtained through a quiet perusal of these emails should be absorbed by osmosis. Allow one to two years for the genius of each and every intentional spelling mistake and grammtical error to sink in for maximum effect. 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