Ken's back! Thank fuck for that. (his front's not bad either!) Wow, I can carry on writing in single sentances like this. But I might offend Kieran Devaney, so I won't, because I quite like him, for a start he wrote about post office cum newsagents and jazz mags, and he went to Offbeat Xmas special! Me too! It was indeed a lot of fun. I even got to dance with a dog on wheel. Mmmmm. And sampled the worse veggie burger in the world, ever. -- I haven't been posting lately, guess I've been busy with crap, too, but not the way Ellebelle has been. (to whom I send my sympathies, shit happens, I guess) Speaking of poo, has anyone ever tried to control the shape of their poo? Like, experimenting with various arse muscle contraction patterns? Has anyone ever made a perfectly spherical poo? Rabbits are good at this, those are the cutest things in the world, it's no wonder how rabbits get to hump all day! As the saying goes Dump hard, Hump hard. And also You dump what you eat. Speaking of cute things. Girls in winter clothes = cute. You see one and you just want to give her the biggest hug ever. The other day down the escalator of a tube, I saw this cutest girl ever, wearing a grey overcoat -> Aww Cute. THEN she put on her scarf! *gasp* CUTE! And then came the killer, oh man, she put on her wooly hat! !C!U!T!E!S!T! !T!H!I!N!G! !I!N! !T!H!E! !W!O!R!L!D! !E!V!E!R! Anyway. A long time ago (before I had my shits) Christopher Johnson wrote about how he doesn't like B&S anymore because the band now have a Q&A section and he thinks that they're pansy. And I totally agree, when I first listened to B&S it was like "YEAH MAN! Outside the butchers with a knife on a bike chain, la la la." GET IN! And THEN I asked Stuart Murdoch what it actually meant and apparently one time he was riding his bike and when he went past the butchers and saw the butcher with the big knife he shat himself and fell off his bike. So the bike chain got all tangled up and he had to borrow the knife to untangle the chain, but the chain was too heavy so he failed, and then he cried and so the butcher helped him untangling the bike chain and gave him a porkchop flavoured lolly before sending him off to his merry ways. WHAT A PONCE. I'm definitely going to be listening to their pretty little peel session NEXT WEDNESDAY! So I can LAUGH at his delicate cream puff foppish lily unvirile pussy ways. And ALSO I'm going to the jolly christmas HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE LOVED party next THURSDAY - yer! When Stuart Murdoch will be DJing one day after the Peel Session so I can laugh at how much of a pansy he is to his face. Ken P.S.: My opinion on Sigur Ros: Warjrjjjkeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllla kasjksjjssssssssssss. Sorry it's written in Kennish and only I understand it. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+