Hewwo, I'm 16 now. 16 whole years old, is that not grate? Now I can get a job for the weekends. I had an interview for a jewellers place last week. I think it went not too bad, but I don't know. They said they'd know who they were taking on by this week, so now every time the phone goes I jump, but I don't know. I went to Glasgow Uni open day too. It looked amazing. I want to be a dentist, but I don't want to move away from home. My home's not amazing, but I like my bedroom, which is purple, and space agey and has room for me loll about. And I don't know if (if I moved away) they'd let me take Bubbles, my goldfish, and I love him so much. He's a grate guyfish. And I like Glasgow too and East Kilbride, cause of all the places that i go, like down the glen where I have my favourite tree and stuff. I don't want to have to take years to find places like that again. Not yet. Plus another reason for not moving away is that I just helped my friend move into a student flat in Edinburgh. Her room is a box, the whole place is freezing, the kitchen looks like it was ripped out of our church hall, and oh yes, she's sharing with 4 posse girls. The posse girls didn't like me very much. Or at all really. I tried to be friendly, but they started slagging me, so I just didn't bother, and they kept saying I was really young and immature and I had no friends and one of them laughed and tried to see if there were scars from where I'd tried to slit my wrists (which I've never tried) because she said I seemed like the type. and one of them said I kept using big words. So then I beed offensive, which I can be quite good at doing sometimes, and one of them wanted to call security to have me thrown out. Because I really pose a threat to people who are bigger than me. I'm not exactly karate kid. So maybe the student life wouldn't be as grate as all that if you were stuck with people like them. No, when i leave high school all the neds and posse girls are going to leave me alone, i've decided. After all, that's the point of uni isn't it? To not get beat up? I was in Fife at the weekend too. We had this chlaymidia swab for men, which is supposed to go up someone's japs eye. It was a thing of evil. I heard a good joke about micheal jackson but I can't remember it. So, a new B&S single. That's going to be swell. I still think they should cover s club 7. I just found a use for morpheus. Downloading the spice girls. And Telstar. Life is as normal. Hard kids are being hard, purple is being swell, ribena still tastes grate, and I don't feel old. I like life. Bobby Wratten from the Field Mice stole my boyfriend. Hugs, Jen +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+