Tag wrote:
SCORPIO:
Now if you could just stop thinking about shagging all the time, you might be OK. I recommend cold showers or bromide in your tea, then maybe you can stop thinking with your bits and enjoy life.
IDEAL MATCH: Frankly, Pisces are the only ones daft enough to put up with you. Either that or lock yourself in a cupboard with a fellow Scorp and stop trying to cop off with the rest of us.
OTHER SCORPIOS: Winona Ryder, Prince Charles, Demi Moore
Why are Scorpios only compatible with Pisceans? David's a Pisces's ... hey this seems kinda coincidental or such ...
PISCES:
You big soppy lovable pussycat. You may be utterly hopeless and incapable of living with any concept of reality, but you can always rely on the fact that people will come up to you, pat you on the head and say 'Awwwww, aren't you sweet?'. But what the hell are you doing surfing the net on your birthday? You really should get out more.
IDEAL MATCH: Scorpio, Cancer
Why does that completely describe David to a t? Hang on, ... Tag, have you bloody rigged this thing? :) Yours hopefully, Katrina. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------