Sinister. I went fucking bowling last night. It was like totally fucking awesome, man. So on Friday I went to Edinburgh Airport and it was a all a bit frightening really. So I quickly checked in and headed straight for the bar. Obviously. £2.99 for a bottle of beer. I got Id'd on my second bottle. I had a table all to myself so when I saw a young couple standing looking for somewhere to sit I invited them to join my table. They did. They were very nice. They were flying to Prague for new year. I drank 3 bottles of beer and my flight was half an hour late. I arrived in Gatwick at some point and quickly located a bar and bought a pint of Hoegaarden for £3.60 from a haggard looking possibly Russian barmaid. We got there at midnight. Just in time for a Wii game of bowling and a Wii game of tennis. the next day was INTERNATIONAL SINISTER BOWLING!! Ken Chu (Hong Kong, dancing ability 9 1/2 out of ten) Sam Walton (England, likes Ben and Jason, has hair not dis-similair to another member of the party) Robin Stout (Wales, wore a badge, has curly hair) Gayle E. Anderson (Scotland, can't bowl worth a fuck, a real Connoisseur of the English language) England won the first game, Hong Kong won the second. Scotland came last in both games. Then came INTERNATIONAL SINISTER POOL TOURNEMENT 2006 England/Scotland vs Hong Kong/Wales. England/Scotland won. It was all terribly twee, and goodness me what a fucking handsome bunch we were. You'll see the pictures, I'm sure. /quit Fuck it, git it up ya ya bastards (says Ken Chu) _________________________________________________________________ MSN Hotmail is evolving check out the new Windows Live Mail http://ideas.live.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+