share your shame. Remembering John Kettley Is A Weatherman, however, gets you _huge_ bonus points in my book.
How many do i get knocked off for ...gulp...Snooker Loopy? "pot the red and screw back for the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black"
Well, to sound a little Clive Andersonish (Andersonian?), "That's one million points off for suggesting that, and an extra half point to everyone else for blanking it from their minds". BTW does anyone else think that Clive should have stopped with the "witty" scoring system after... oooh... about the second season. Anyway, another list song suggestion. This is one of htose "modern folk songs" that probably nobody knows the origins of. The person that tried to teach it to me started, then realised he couldn't remember most of it (he's the same with jokes and punchlines, grrr!), so if anyone knows anymore of it than this, PLEASE LET ME KNOW. It's a list of London Underground stations to the tune of the can-can: "Take a train from Amersham, and you can get to Daggenham Tottenham and Ickenham, but nothing rhymes with Finchley Central..." Xav -- xav@compsoc.man.ac.uk http://www.compsoc.man.ac.uk/~xav "It hath whirred into life" +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +---+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+