Actually, I didn't. But I moved to London! All the cool kids are *doing it* these days, you know. Apart from the ones who are leaving the country. Hopefully Mr Stefano will be back sharpish, as will Mr Jeremy (not the Basil Brush wrangler, but the effete Australian) after finding out that you really never can go home again. Of course, Mr BApps won't be back for quite some time after Fruitloop devours him alive (as is traditional, I believe) after the wedding ceremony, and certainly not in the same format. As it were. Still, no doubt he'll still be keen to show off his biro deep-throating skeelz, as developed and demonstrated the other night in Highgate. Crikey. Before all that happens, however, there was mention of Sinister bowling on the 22nd, and I propose that this should take place in Finsbury Park, because I'm lazy and would prefer to only stagger 500 yards or so back to my lovely new house in the gory aftermath that inevitably follows these twee encounters, taking as many of you with me as can stand it. Meanwhile, I shall attempt to find a job worthy of me*, and maybe do some baking. On reflection, maybe I should have taken up Madeleine's Brighton offer of marriage. After all, making cake on demand is not too high a price to pay for the luxury of being a kept woman in the East Midlands. Re-watching a video of B&S on Joolz Holland merely in order to crease up sniggering at the "which cat just pissed on my crisps?" look on the face of Mr Holland, it was interesting to see Isobel smirking towards the end of 'I'm Waking Up To Us' in a kind of pre-post-dumping kind of way. That is, I conjecture that she was thinking about the pain she would cause all you boys out there on her departure from the bosom of the band that had nurtured her asthmatic stylings for so long. Jesus wept, is it that time already? Many felicitations, Liz :x * that is, one requiring the prodigious talents of a bear of very little brain --- So then, farewell. Your arse Was far too special for them Anyway. Or so your mother said. --- _________________________________________________________________ Join the worlds largest e-mail service with MSN Hotmail. http://www.hotmail.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+